ola pessoal
sejam bem vindos a mais uma edição do RMA e esta semana trago um senhor muito polémico
Guess Who
Did you Miss me?
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus
Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*
(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man... no don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a 2, You're practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f'rget K-Fed let's cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE THREE)
And that's why... my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he's about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
So baby, baby
Get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I'm going back!! HAHA Whooo!
DR DRE, 2020, Yeah
Pois o senhor Eminem está de volta e os videos a causar polémica também, mas no fundo não deixa de ter alguma razão nas "criticas e paródias" que faz a algumas figuras públicas.
neste video quem foi parodizado foram Jessica Simpson, Bret Michaels( vocalista dos Poison), Britney Spears, kevin federline,, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Amy Winehouse, Ellen de Generes, Portia de Rossi, Jessica Alba, Sarah Pallin,Elvis Presley,Tony Romo, John Mayer,Jennifer Aniston,Kim Kardashian( que é uma socialite que ficou conhecida por proagonizar com o ex marido um filme erótico)
a história do video é basicamente Eminem a gozar com toda esta gente e ainda os programas de televisão Star trek e Rock of Love.
mas a primeira pessoa visada logo ao inicio é Billy Ray Cyrus( o pai de Myley Cyrus a Hanna Montana) e depois temos o gozo sobre o peso de Jessica Simpson.
na cena do restaurante Kim kardashiam e a sua aparencia sao so visados, tal como Lohan e a sua ex namorada Samatha Ronson.
os programas de televisão visados têm o seu motivo. por um lado Rock of Love é um reality show onde vemos o vocalista dos poison a procura da mulher da sua vida, já o clássico Star trek foi uma serie de culto dos anos 70 e 80 e muito recentemente estreou no cinema um remake com jovens actores muitos deles desconhecidos, mas tudo dentro da formúla original da série.
mas para mim brilhantes mesmo são as imitações de Amy Winehouse( sempre de copo/garrafa na mão e bêbeda/pedrada) com emine a fazer de Blake o marido da cantora que está preso.
outro momento notável é a paródia á govenadora do Alasca sarah Palin( intrepretada no video tal como jessica simpson por uma actriz pornográfica) que mete esquimós , ursos polares e uma cama á mistura.
todas as mulheres( famosas) que aparecem têm alo em comun: que são problemas nos seus relacionamentos e Eminem aparece como sendo a solução para esses problemas.
mas mesmo o video e a letra tendo sido apelidados de grosseiros e anti feministas,existe algo que se pode concluir e mais uma vez Eminem volta a por o dedo na ferida: todas as pessoas retratadas no video enchem páginas e páginas de jornais e revistas com os seus escandalos e maneira de ser e o titulo"we made you" demonstra isso mesmo que somos nós os fãs destes artistas que, embora indirectamente, comtribuimos para esta exposição e quanto mais destaque lhes damos, mais escandalos eles nos dão.
fiquem bem que eu também até amanha
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Gostei do novo Visual =)
Eu adoro este gajo.
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